Richard J. Severson

Bartender says, “Did you hear about the famous actress who got stabbed?”

“No!” the guy says, aghast.  “Who was it?”

The bartender tilts his head, trying to remember.  “Hmm. Reese?”

“Witherspoon?” the guy interjects, helpfully.

“No, she was stabbed with a knife.”

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Dumb.